Much has been said about our computer guru, sadly most of it is
unprintable and the rest almost certainly liable.
Solely responsible for the Worlds upturn in sales of AppleMacs, he
converted us many years ago. We love them, however Adam takes it to
new heights. His natty Apple logo'd underwear and matching socks
are always a joy to see. It's just a shame he doesn't wear anything
else as he does his weekly shop in Tesco's.
Living in his luxurious palace with heated pool, rooftop garden,
helipad and private gazebo (we really would like to know what goes
on there and what the goat is for?) he generally does internet work
for the government (like a kind of James Bond but without the
looks, guns, cars, travel etc etc...) but still finds time to sort
out our never ending list of technical problems. We've all had the
time where we've had to ring him to ask where the "any key"
He is however, a generous chap, and I understand he is going to
give his employee Bill Gates a raise this year (you didn't really
think he was the richest man in the world did you!).
He is a great animal lover (maybe that's what the goat is for?) and
recently invented the self opening food bowl for his cat. It's a
shame really that the cat hasn't quite got to grips entering the
unlock code as she's definitely looking quite hungry.
Without doubt though his greatest affection lies with his mobile
phones. He changes his phone more often than I change my underpants
(no kidding, he has a new one every three months!) but promises to
delay that when the new iPhone finally gets here.
We're genuinely worried about him on this one, it's a mobile, made
by Apple. The 'Apple' side of his brain and the 'change his mobile'
side of his brain will be locked in mortal combat.
He will probably just crash one day when walking round the shops
and have to be formatted and re-botted.
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