Doug's profile

Holder of the converted golden duster award for his preservation of so many types of dust and winner of the long absence medal, Doug is quite new to the firm. Having only racked up three years part time. However, this has still been ample time to leave it's mark, and many friends (well one) have commented how prematurely aged he has become. Especially his pronounced stoop.

A meeting with Doug however should not be taken lightly. Call in to the shop off guard at your peril. He's selling techniques sneak up in a kind of pincer movement that involves talking your ears off. But, this is just a ploy that could mean you go out with a complete home cinema projection and surround sound system plus, a kind of strange buzzing noise in your head and no idea at all how you come to spend so much money when you only came in to ask where the local paper shop was!

His love of boats threatens to sink him, and it's one of those annoying hobbies that means you work 9 months of the year keeping the boat tip top, but only actually get to take it out one wet Sunday in October for two hours and then you run out of petrol.


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